Guidelines To Enlightenment

Good Morning,

We all need a little humor in our lives and some of the greatest laughter we can experience is when we can laugh at ourselves. With that said I wanted to share these guidelines to enlightenment.

1. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided and the reason we are put in the material world is to get more material.

2. Remember that each of us were given a gift just for entering, so you are already a winner!

3. Life is like photography -- you use the negative to develop.

4. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears and cause a condition called "truth decay". Be sure to use mental floss twice a day.

5. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you and you no mad at me. That way there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. Peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there. Pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere.

6. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid shaky ground my advice is simple: When you find a fault don't dwell on it.

7. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world and we'll never have to change it again.

8. If you're looking for the key to the Universe I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news: There is no key to the Universe. The good news: It was never locked.

9. Finally, everything I've told you is channeled. That way, if you don't like it it's not my fault. But remember: Enlightenment is not a bureaucracy, so you don't have to go through channels.

Have a great day and keep this in mind: Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Peace and Love, Jim