Question

Good Morning,

We all heard or studied about the 10 basic philosophical questions.
There are few questions that are not worth asking because we always
have something to learn. In that spirit I came up with a few
"philosophical ponderings of my own. Enjoy and have a great day!

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their
clients 'users'?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Have a beautiful day and carry this thought - Reason can answer
questions, but imagination has to ask them.

Peace and Love, Jim