More Questions

Good Morning,

Sometime back I made a post with several humorous questions (most
without answers), it was lighthearted and became a very popular post
with many people sending me equally humorous answers and responses.
In the spirit of that I would like to end the week with a few more.
Have a insightful weekend and enjoy the today for what it brings!

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why do we sterilize the needles for lethal injection?

Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would their
kids be identical?

Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank
machines?

Why does Porky Pig wear a towel around his waist after a shower, and
then remove the towel and put on a shirt with no pants?

If there is no symbol for zero in Roman numerals, how do you indicate
that amount?

What happens if a vampire with Type A blood bites someone with Type B
blood?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If there is a barber who shaves all and only those men in the village
who do not shave themselves, does the barber shave himself?

Why does a leech have 31 more brains than a human? Are 32 brains
better than one?

In Alaska, why is it legal to shoot bears, but not legal to wake a
sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph?

Why do a mere ten percent of American households leave milk and
cookies for Santa Clause?

You're supposed to live each day as if you were to die tomorrow -
wouldn't that force you to see all your relatives, make arrangements,
write a will, in a fairly short period of time?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are
Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If time heals all wounds, why do we have belly buttons?
How does the person who drives the snowplough get to work in the
mornings?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if
the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, which side up would it land?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when
you turn on the headlights?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their protest
signs?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

...Philosophy has a very broad definition, in my opinion. It is not
necessarily a confusing question without an answer. Philosophy is an
ideal, an interesting question or statement which inspires one to
think outside the box. A philosopher is one who seeks wisdom and/or
pointlessness.

Peace and Love, Jim