PC Christmas

Good Morning,

Working in a design firm brings plenty of challenges. One of the
simplest but most challenging things to design every year or the
corporate Christmas cards we sometimes produce for our clients. The
challenge is always in what to say and how to say it without
offending anyone or actually saying "Merry Christmas" and "Happy New
Year." After years of frustration I believe I have finally written
the politically correct greeting:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious
persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as
well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally,
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year
2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society
great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual
preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any
unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.)

Have a beautiful day and share a laugh with someone, it's the holidays!

Peace and Love, Jim