If You Love Someone

Good Morning,

I hope everyone had a joyous weekend, full of adventure and learning. I thought I would start the week off with a little humor based on different points of view. Everyone remembers the t-shirt of poster that says - If you love some one then set them free..... Well after pondering how that could be interpreted by different people in different times I offer the following: If You Love Someone

Shakespeare: if you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever comes back, their yours, If they don't, here's the poison, kill yourself for them.

Optimist: If you love someone, Set them free .... Don't worry, they will come back.

Suspicious: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever come back, ask them why.

Impatient: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they don't comes back within some time forget them.

Patient: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they don't come back, continue to wait until they come back.

Playful: If you love someone, Set them free ....*If they come back, and if you love them still, set them free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer: if(you-love(m_ they)) m_ they.free() if(m_ they == NULL) m_ they = new C they;

Lawyers: If you love someone, Set them free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates: If you love someone,Set them free, If they come back, I think we can charge them for re-installation fees but tell them that their also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist: If you love someone, Set them free, they will evolve.

Statisticians: If you love someone, Set them free, If they love you, the probability of them coming back is high If they don't, the distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Careless: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever come back, deal! If they don't, so what! "NEXT".

Salesman: If you love someone, Show them the plan .... If they ever come back, sign them up, If they don't, keep following up with them and never give up!

Positive: If you love someone, set them free .... if they come back great! If not then I can always get someone else.

Buddhist: If you love someone, show them the way. When they come back they will have no memory of you what-so-ever.

Realist: If you love someone WHY SET THEM FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE???????

Peace and Love, Jim