Good Morning,
I thought i would end the week on a lighthearted note. My new
business cards have my title listed as "Mythbuster" and it makes me
laugh. Over the years I have gained the reputation of of a "why guy",
someone who incessantly asks questions and ponders reasoning. In that
spirit I share some of my silly private musings and questions. In the
end I have found that we learn more and gain more by asking questions
instead acting like we have answers. Have a beautiful weekend!
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the
center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its
coming on?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick
them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction
section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he
is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake
in heaven?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No
Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant
still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other
doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep
when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the
wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the
way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever
bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear
hair-nets?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when
they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in
their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in
lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in
conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even
though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet
the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow
up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the
other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat
them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed
potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you
on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT."
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are
never called "new people"?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
AND FINALLY. . . .
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the
back of children's tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many
people by getting those darn five year-olds with head colds off those
forklifts!
Peace and Love, Jim